Friday, July 31, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever #6

Everyone would like a magic cane that will melt a bike and turn in into a car. If you did you would be able to take some kind of awesome journey, or better yet a Fantastic Voyage!This song qualifies for the list because of all of the life lessons I learn when listening to it. Gems like these:
1. You can't help me if you can't help yourself.
2. Try to keep your faith in your people (even when they actin evil).
3. Life is a bitch and then you die. Still trying to get a piece of that apple pie.
4. Stay suckah free to keep the busters of your jock.
5. When your living in the city it's do or die.
I think you get the picture so start frontin! Just roll along to #6 fools.

Coolio - Fantastic Voyage

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever #7Ha

Is it getting hot in here? It must be at least 400 degreez. That's how hot it gets when you have the greatest rhyme scheme of all time ha. Here is number 7:

Juvenile - Ha

Unfortunately i love this damn tune. You ain't scared ha? Did you switch from Nike's to Reebok's ha?

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever #8's

I am totally going to have to cheat for number 8. There are 5 songs that I really want to place in this spot so I am going to post all of them. In essence this will be the top 5 number 8 songs. You should be happy as there is more awesome for you. Here we go with the number 8's!

Partners In Krymes - TURTLE Power

The first of two songs on the number 8's from the Turtle franchise. In this day and age who could ask for more?

Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! nuff said~

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby

I am well aware that this song is way to obvious but it is way to awful and brilliant. I mean, it was written by a 16 year old preppy kid that claimed he was from the ghetto whose last name is Van Winkle. It doesn't get any better than that. My guess is that this song will be cooking MC's like a pound of bacon for a very long time. Next up - Be prepared to get hammered.

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

I'm about to put on my Hammer Pants and dance all over your face. Seriously, that's how I'm living and you know you can't touch this. Not hammered enough? Let's get more hammered!

MC Hammer - Addams Family

This is just bad. I have no idea why i let this one on the list.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever #9

Ok, when Mark Wahlberg showed up at my house and yelled, "Let me on your fucking list!" (You have seen Fear right?), I had to do exactly that. The number 9 track is:

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever

Typically, I would say that I hate any song that might be labeled as rap. This list will exemplify how truly bad rap can be but also show the part of me that doesn't want to admit that it likes rap,but still does. Let's get started with Number 10:

Snow - Informer

I'll admit it, I have no idea what this guy is saying without cheating and looking up the lyrics. What the hell is a leeky boom boom? Sounds like someone needs to visit the restroom. You might actually crap yourself as you listen to this song.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Top 5 80's Songs - Number 1 (Would anyone like a vegemite sandwich?)

Men at Work - Land Down Under

A song about all of the great things in the Australian outback; Vegemite, flowing beer, men chundering and Zombie. It is so good that it makes a flute actually work in a rock song. This might also be the worlds first literal video! Please enjoy the greatest song that came out of the 80's!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Top 5 80's Songs - Number 2 (I'm gonna kick some ass with my own pipewrench.)

A-ha - Take On Me

This is easily my favorite video of the 80's but the song isn't quite good enough to take top spot. For those of you that haven't seen the literal video of this song you should check it out here. Hilarious

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Top 5 80's Songs - Number 3

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen

The hardest song I have ever tried to sing along to. There is not much to say about it other then it's one of the biggest one hit wonders of all time. I've listened to other tracks of theirs and nothing even comes close. Also, they look like a bunch of hobo's.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Top 5 80's Songs - Number 4

Queen - Under Pressure

With a bass line that would later help Vanilla Ice sell millions of records and two of the greatest vocalists ever in the rock genre it would be a giant mistake not to include this on the list. I can remember listening to my parents vinyl copy of Queen's greatest hits and literally bouncing off of the walls during this track.

Here is another great track with the word pressure in the title that would have fallen somewhere in the top 100 had I made a list that large.

Billy Joel - Pressure

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Top 5 80's Songs - Number 5

Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

Bon Jovi - Livin on a Prayer

Not only was this song one of my favorites as a child but it was my three year old sons first favorite song. Not to mention that my mother would likely kill me if I didn't include a Bon Jovi song on this list. Enjoy.

80's Week, Month or Year.

What can I say, I spent many of my impressionable years in the 80's watching T.V. and listening to music. For the next week month or year I plan on bringing you some of the best and worst (all stuff that you will have to admit that you like.) If you have any suggestions on the things you would like to see please let me know and I'll get them up here. It's gonna be a party, you see.