Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Top 10 Worst Awesomest Rap Songs Ever #8's

I am totally going to have to cheat for number 8. There are 5 songs that I really want to place in this spot so I am going to post all of them. In essence this will be the top 5 number 8 songs. You should be happy as there is more awesome for you. Here we go with the number 8's!

Partners In Krymes - TURTLE Power

The first of two songs on the number 8's from the Turtle franchise. In this day and age who could ask for more?

Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! nuff said~

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby

I am well aware that this song is way to obvious but it is way to awful and brilliant. I mean, it was written by a 16 year old preppy kid that claimed he was from the ghetto whose last name is Van Winkle. It doesn't get any better than that. My guess is that this song will be cooking MC's like a pound of bacon for a very long time. Next up - Be prepared to get hammered.

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

I'm about to put on my Hammer Pants and dance all over your face. Seriously, that's how I'm living and you know you can't touch this. Not hammered enough? Let's get more hammered!

MC Hammer - Addams Family

This is just bad. I have no idea why i let this one on the list.


  1. I am way over stimulated!

    TURTLE Power was great. I had that cassette. It was awesome.

    I also had the cassette of TMNT2 The secret of the Ooze. I loved the Ninja Rap!

    Ice Ice Baby is a classic and can be found on my blog (on april fools day).

    You can't touch this is a pretty awful song....but so it this...

    I love the Addams Family song. How can you not love this song!?

    GREAT POST!!! I can't wait to see your next one.

  2. Glad you enjoyed this list sir. The songs should just keep getting better though I don't know if there will be any posts with multiple tracks but there could be.